"Stop thunking me in the head, woodland rodent!" he shouted at the squirrel. "I am telling you nothing happened!"

Thunk.

Thunk.

Thunk.

"You tiny little creature, do not think I don't know where your extra nuts are! I shall steal every one until you have none! Ah-hah!"

Squeak.

Edward knew nothing about extra nuts.

" I DID NOT KISS THE GIRL!"

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